I founded a private law firm where I provide basic legal assistance with all things family law.

Not currently accepting new clients.

During the day, I hid in boxes. At night, I studied law. Key initiatives included: leaving strategic tufts of fur around my cell at the SF SPCA to feign nocturnal play.

As one of many Alley Cats in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco, I learned to hone my street skills. Special projects included: hiding under dumpsters, avoiding danger, and learning to read.

I shout, yell, scream, free of charge.

Every evening, I moonlight as a small hat on top of one of my clients' head.